BREAKING: Angry Coakley Lashes Out At Brown, Daughters
by Brian Maloney, January 13th, 2010 at 04:05pm
A furious Martha Coakley is lashing out at Scott Brown and his daughters, most likely because Brown dared to campaign rather than accept a role as token opposition candidate. The nerve of him!
The Herald has the story here.
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1. Hoss | January 13th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Wait, so she airs an attack ad, Brown’s daughter reacts, and somehow Brown started it?
Could the Democrats have picked a worse candidate for this race? Honestly. And she’s going to win; she’s going to be the Junior Senator from Massachusett[e]s.
I hate this state.
2. piratetoby | January 13th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Brian…..and you “most likely” wrote this little piece because it’s what? Breaking news?
‘cmon !
3. Antenna10 | January 13th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
Pirate: A lot of people are getting into this election now. It’s interesting because of what’s at stake and because it’s going to be very close. It’s nice to have a place to follow the latest news and to drop a comment or exchange views once in a while. Perhaps you just have an inside joke going with Brian.
4. WRKO Staffer | January 13th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
It would be nice if Brian let a thread develop instead of the constant updates. We get it, you’re excited. I don’t come here for “breaking news”.
5. Medic | January 13th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Pirate and Staffer. Awwwwww, don’t be upset! Why are you upset when the AG was the one starting to throw the lies and mud? I hope the broad losses and losses BIG! Oh, and by the way, where the bleep did she get that accent? I have cousins who live Upstate NY and they don’t talk like that!
6. New York Pizza | January 13th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
I am still stunned that Capuano didn’t win the Dem Senate Primary. Even though I disagree with him on almost 100% of his positions, at least he sounds like he means what he says and would have been a better debater/campaigner for the Dems.
Coakley has the appearance of a ventriliquist’s dummy except that when she speaks, it’s HER mouth that doesn’t move instead of the ventriliquist’s! Her “fake accent” is the least of my concerns about her. Someone originally from North Adams, MA could very well have an accent more similar to the Troy/Albany, NY Area but hers doesn’t impress me that way.
7. New York Pizza | January 13th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
BREAKING NEWS: RACHEL SWEET ENDORSES BROWN
8. piratetoby | January 13th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Ant10: No, I too am excited that the campaign is heating up, and happy more and more voters are getting into the discussion. You’re 100% correct- it is gonna be close and there is a lot at stake.
My point was simply a goof on Brian…..the whole “Breaking News” bit, and his speculation of or explanation of (”most likely”) every piece of minutia in this campaign.
9. piratetoby | January 13th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Sweet endorsement. Cute, Pizza.
I do agree w/Martha and the ventriloquist thing. Those thin little lips barely move when she speaks.
That’s OK. Doc here can suggest some procedure to plump up those lips. Maybe suck up a few cc’s of fat from her rear end and inject into her lips? I dunno…..she may not have any fat to spare on her skinny ass.
10. piratetoby | January 13th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Speaking of funny-looking when they speak, what about Bill Galvin? Does he not look like one of the flying monkeys fromm the Wizard of Oz?
Check it out….he has some ad currently running on TV.
11. Marco | January 14th, 2010 at 8:00 am
I can’t wait for this election to be over and this site can focus on what it does best (Critiquing Boston Radio). I realize Brian has bigger dreams and thinks covering this Brown/Coakley race on this site will somehow get him “noticed” (and I truly understand wanting to promote ones self, career advancement) but this is ridiculous. He should change the name of this site to the “Mini-Drudge Report that focuses on the Brown Coakly Race formally known as SaveWRKO.com until 1/28/10.com”
I heard both Coakley and Brown broke wind at recent speeches. Alert! Alert!: Breaking News! Coakley’s farts smell like rotten eggs and Browns smell like Rotten Tuna! Rush says Brown’s farts are the loudest! Here’s the link! Breaking News! Alert, Alert!
12. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 9:49 am
BREAKING NEWS!!
Wrentham, MA 5:30 am:
Apparently there was a skirmish at the Brown household this morning. With all the recent public appearances by “the girls”, it seems to have resulted in an unexpected shortage of hair care products in the Brown household, and a scuffle broke out between father and daughters.
Mrs. Brown, with her reporter background and always prepared, had a small travel size hair spray in her pocketbook. When she produced it, apparently Scott tried to grab it before the girls, and all three tumbled to the floor.
While Brown and his daughters were wrestling on the floor for the coveted spray, cool headed Gail got on her cell and put a call out to any Brown aide within 20 miles of Wrentham to get their butts over to a CVS and buy a super sized supply of hair care products.
In the background a muffled, “Get me Bumble and Bumble. I refuse to use any of those cheap welfare products. That crap is for f—–g Dems!” was vaguely heard. It’s yet to be confirmed if the offensive comment came from the candidate or one of the girls.
13. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 10:00 am
And a further update to the previous report regarding the candidates farting during recent speeches.
While I never agree with Rush, this time I’ll admit he’s right on. When it comes to farts, who better to determine decibels and identify odors better than that gas bag?
He’s the human “fart barometer” and someday his name will appear the Guinness Book of Records for his uncanny ability in fart recognition. I think his name has already been submitted for consideration.
14. Cap'n Spackle | January 14th, 2010 at 11:21 am
What are you smoking, p?
15. medic | January 14th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Pirate, give me some of what you’ve been drinking. I hope it is good Scotch?
16. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
No, medic. Haven’t had a Glenlivet on the rocks in many years.
And Cap’n, me? Smoke? I’d sooner drop 10 hits of acid before I’d smoke anything.
Here’s all I need to get high. Let’s see who can sing along:
Oh, oh catch that buzz
Caffeine is the drug that I’m thinking of
Oh, oh can’t you see
Caffeine is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh, oh catch that buzz
Caffeine is the drug I’m thinking of
Oh, oh can’t you see
Caffeine is the drug for me
Cheers!
17. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
No, medic. Haven’t had a Glenlivet on the rocks in many years.
And Cap’n, me? Smoke? I’d sooner drop 10 hits of acid before I’d smoke anything.
Here’s all I need to get high. Let’s see who can sing along:
Oh, oh catch that buzz
Caffeine is the drug that I’m thinking of
Oh, oh can’t you see
Caffeine is the drug, got a hook in me
Oh, oh catch that buzz
Caffeine is the drug I’m thinking of
Oh, oh can’t you see
Caffeine is the drug for me
Cheers!
18. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Ok, I’m shut off.
19. New York Pizza | January 14th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
pirate: That’s a terrible waste of a Roxy Music melody.
As Dan Quayle might say: “A Roxy Music melody is a terrible thing to lose.”
20. Bea in Biloxi | January 14th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Acapella PT. That’s the ticket. Can we hum to
this diddy?
21. piratetoby | January 14th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
yeah, I’ll admit, that was a bit of a sacirlege..well, it was that or:
Slave to “joe”
nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Slave to “joe”
And I can’t explain
I’m a slave to “joe”
Pretty bad, no?
Pizza, haven’t had a chance to view RS video yet, tenant problems.
But I do have something that can’t wait:
GRACE BLAZER- I BEG OF YOU- FIRE MICHELE. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING AND MY HEAD IS READY TO POP OFF MY SHOULDERS AND JUST ROLL DOWN THE STREET. WHAT WAS MY BREAKING POINT TONIGHT? EASY, WHEN THIS DIM-WIT FROM REVEAH CLAIMS TO HAVE INTERVIEWED BILL CLINTON A MILLION TIMES. MILLION? I CAN APPRECIATE HYPERBOLE USED TO MAKE A POINT, BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. GOD, LISTENING TO HER TONIGHT MADE ME ALMOST HATE HER, AND BIG JAY DADDY’S SHOW TODAY….GOOD GAWD DON’T GET ME GOING ON THAT FRUITCAKE WHO ASKED FOR A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE WSJ FOR HIS 8TH BIRTHDAY…
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